steve leaving post-its on bucky’s arm with little notes and messages and bucky thinks it’s fucking adorable.
"You’re safe here"
"Remember to eat"
"Your name is Bucky"
"Your plate is in the oven"
"Get some sleep"
"It’s July, 2014"
"I’ll call at noon"
"It wasn’t your fault"
"[cute little doodle]"
Then Bucky starts leaving post-it-notes on Steve’s shield
"thanks your name is steve"
"look at the size of this fucking frisbee"
"I couldn’t sleep so I put this on your shield"
"why does no one think to just shoot your legs when you hide behind this"
"why did I not think to just shoot your legs"
"buy more chicken nuggets"
"[the cute little doodle Steve left on his arm, now with sunglasses]"
anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)
let’s extend this to 30, shall we…
What doesn’t kill me should’ve tried harder
I find it so fucking hilarious, men think about famous women and female characters sexually all the time, they masturbate to the thought of Scarlett Johansson and Black Widow all the time, there is an entire genre of porn dedicated to spoofing movies like Star Wars and Harry Potter
but women write (sometimes novel length) pieces of fiction featuring their favourite characters who sometimes end up in sexual situations and it’s “weird” and “gross” and “odd”
and I’m just, I didn’t see your double standard there, would you mind just shoving it a bit further into my eye socket that’d be great