(Source: riverys, via i-will-always-serve)
you never really know someone until you play uno with them and the motherfuckin asshole hits you with a draw four
#friendship has no place at the uno table
#i swear uno doesn’t seem intense and then you play it #and it’s the most intense thing you have ever played
This is ridiculously true.
For example, my Grammie, the sweetest lady ever and from whom I learned the game, would simply take the “nasty cards” (draw-4s and draw-2s) out of the deck before playing with us as kids.
(Source: thcure, via relevantlyirreverent)
So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.
OMG. HUMANITY… YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT.
Dear Supernatural fandom,
How are you guys doing? Do you need anything?
You’ve stuck with us while we have been on hiatus, and we know how painful a season finale can be, so we are, always have been and always will be here for you guys.
The Sherlock fandom
The fact, that the Sherlock fandom not only is there for us, but also offers us popcorn.
This is the realest shit ever.
Uhm… just carry on whatever business you were carrying on before the posts, basically.
Whatever that may be.
I love it when cats have this reaction to things, it’s just like, “HUMAN, EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT.”
“HUMAN, EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT.”
Yes, that is quite accurate. I love when my cat has these moments.
(Source: tankwang, via eleedoesart)
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
I love this post.
UNNNFFFFFFFF, this man and his eyebrows.
(Source: mrssylargray, via solutionforreality)
Guys, if you see me talking about w r i t i n g on here…
…it’s probably for the best to just ignore whatever I say, because it apparently has no bearing on reality, and my brain doesn’t like to listen to me.