a-forger-and-a-point-man asked: What's that Chinese proverb again? "Indeed a hefty sexual beast may struggle to recognize his own allure." Or maybe I made that up, I don't remember.
“…I am quite certain that no proverb from any country goes in such a way.”
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It's True, Though... Both Things.
- ME: HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME LAUGH, NOT CRY.
- ME: GODDAMNIT.
- Girlfriend: o-o
- ME: :( it made me cry.
- ME: I got mad.
- ME: I didn't see an end, so I pushed a button on my remote, and the other channel popped up with comedy. ...So, it's all good.
- Girlfriend: <_<
- ME: >____________>;
- Girlfriend: I see what you did there
- ME: I really shouldn't be allowed to misquote things.