*Dramtic voice* His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body. He once toppled off of a tumbler…and lived. One time he walked in on Selina undressing and she tipped HIM. He is the most bisexual man in the world. He doesn’t always ship ships, but when he does he goes both ways.
Yes.
The Dark Knight Rises - Bane and Barsad
Cannot comprehend not recognizing this relationship, even if not shipped.
Though, my god, why wouldn’t you ship it even a little.
I don’t know how I became so into a ship that has no basis in canon but yeah okay let’s run with it
One of my ships involves two characters that never met in canon, and then one of them died. I think you’ll be fine. ;)
Can’t imagine what ship you’re referring to.
I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT ONE OF THEM DIED. OR TWO OF THE THREE DIED. NO. NO, NO, NO.
I love how Eames looks over like “…daaaamn.”
The man stops fidgeting to look at Saito.
HE STOPS FIDGETING.
I ship it.
(Source: bloodydifficult)
So this happened in chat tonight, talking about Girlfriend’s characterization of Bruce Wayne in her “Sweetheart” fic.
I cracked up so loud I think I woke everyone up. Thanks, Bubbles.
Ok, I don’t know if anyone else is shipping this at all, but I’d like to put in a bid for the shipping name of Moneypenny and Q from Skyfall to be “QuarterPenny”
QUARTERPENNY IS ALL.
Yes.
The Reckoning, 2003.
Hardyness : That smile…
I SHIP THEM.
Drag!Tom and Drag!Joe?! AMAZING.
I ship these two in literally any form whatsoever. EVER.
the only ship where the fans get to choose whether or not it becomes canon!
Exactly—and all you have to do is vote.
That last tag. Omg.
(Source: the-beacons-are-lit)
#can we talk about how everyone else just gets pissed off or annoyed at Tony’s sass #but Bruce is smiling #he thinks it’s funny #he’s just so happy that someone is engaging with him #teasing him even #how long has it been since someone has been comfortable enough around Bruce to tease him about something? #he probably can’t even remember #and now here’s Tony who isn’t afraid of him #who thinks he’s awesome #who wants to be his friend #ugh okay that got away from me but THESE TWO OKAY
The tags guys I am cry
Sciencebros ftw!
This is exactly what made me start shipping them like burning.
SAME.
But… maybe without the burning. Just feels. Buckets of feels.
BUCKETS.
So, there are lots of ship names, nicknames, and other loving fanon things around the intarwabs for those wonderful unfortunately-fictional (or ARE they?) characters we know and love.
BUT…
Sometimes those names don’t appeal to everyone, or aren’t the very best-of-the-best of all possible names (can I get a Dr. Pangloss shout out? No?). I did not make the following up, except for a couple which I have noted with a *, a ^ if my girlfriend made it.
For your shipping convenience—as well as my selfish wants—I have compiled what I believe to be the best or my favorite re-names (if a ship is missing, I might not ship it or have a good name for it, yet. Feel free to add on!):
Avengers / Marvel Universe:
Inception:
Sherlock (BBC):
The Dark Knight Rises:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer:
Real-Person Slash (RPS):
Note: I’m sure I’m forgetting fandoms I have or names I know of or ones that just all-around SHOULD be on here… but I left this post up in edit-mode for about 2.5 hours while doing other things, and I think my brain’s done with it. :D
I actually posted this to my own tumblr which can be found here.. http://mc-fassavoy-abender.tumblr.com/post/7375249880
Submitted by mc-fassavoy-abender
I can’t get enough of how McAvoy and Fassbender just roll with the whole shipping business. THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT, PEOPLE.
Infinite respect for these two.
I have always loved this man.
So I’m pretty new to Inception fandom (though I readily acknowledged that Arthur and Eames needed to be tapping it like rabbits when I first saw the movie). Is there an amusing shipping name for them that I am missing? I only ever see it as ArthurxEames while most ships have fun interlocking names…
I vote for #2.
You’re right, the capslock was probably not necessary. Whatever though, I do what I want. This is a manifesto for Iva, who somehow missed out on a boarding pass the first time this ship came round.
SOME PEOPLE MIGHT TRY TO CONVINCE YOU THAT A/E SHIPPERS HANG OUR ENTIRE SHIP ON THE WORD “DARLING.” I AM HERE TO TELL YOU WHY:
Yes, thank you Joe. Moving on. Let us begin at the beginning: Our introduction to Eames. Now, we hear about Eames before we ever see him on screen, and this is where it all starts.
I adored their chemistry the first time around, but I’m not usually one to jump ship right away in general.
It took my girlfriend to point out that OMG, they’re shippable like WHOA.
Because they are.
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