“Karl, you’re pretty close to home - being New Zealand. Must be nice to be here to do this.”
…Oops.
Under the cut, there lies a ridiculous mini-fic written earlier this week for Bubbles.
It’s John Blake as a ‘spermpire.’ Like a vampire… but for come.
Not my proudest moment.
Bubbles, I know we said we’d pretend it never happened… but maybe I like torturing my followers a little sometimes.
……….
(Source: narcissamalfoy)
Do you remember the kid of “Stuart Little”?
HOLD MY THIGHS NIGGA
What the fuck
WAIT ONE FUCKING SECOND
wait, WHAT?!
First off, I ran to Google only to realize yes, the Stuart Little movie is 14 years old now.
Second, WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK. JESUS CHRIST.
Jonathan Lipnicki is not allowed to grow up to be ripped and like… kinda hot… this kid was precious in an odd sort of way, but no. That’s just… I feel like a creeper now.
Thanks, Tumblr.
Excuse the fuck out of you.
Baby Teenage Tommy Hardy. Never seen before online, I think. What a lovely face!
Posted on Instagram:
TYSM for sharing
My reaction: “OH. MY. GOD.”
A drabble for relevantlyirreverent/Menirva, because she suggested genderbent Barsad/Blake and my brain spontaneously combusted from the fucking hotness. This plotbunny is all hers - I’m just borrowing it for reasons. <3
Just FYI, in my head female!Barsad looks like Eva Green and female!Blake looks like Carey Mulligan with dark hair. I tried to do an image search but my Internet basically hates happiness right now.
disclaimer: um this was meant to be porn but there is no porn. the angst ate it.
This is absolutely BEAUTIFUL. Oh God, I wish there was more but it’s so perfect as a drabble. (also amazing ideas for who each one looks like!) Uhhhggg, let me love you you.
First of all… here: 
Second of all…
Jesus Fucking Christ. What have you done.
What. Have. You. Done.
Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons - Trailer
Five hours later and it’s finally done yesss
…Dear fucking Christ…. That’s amazing. I haven’t even SEEN Rise of the Guardians or Brave… and this somehow gave me so many feels.
Wtf, brain. WTF.
(In reverse order)
…I make no apologies because I made no promises… but I’m always amazed anyone follows this blog. XD
Do you hear the PEEPle sing
…is that Gavroche
IS THAT ENJOLRAS
I DIDN’T EVEN SEE ENJOLRAS OMG
…How is this marshmallow confection, and still so very much not-okay?…
Sometimes… I’m fairly certain that there is actually something wrong with me.
…This is one of those times.
(It’s been in my head all day… I had to. I’m so sorry.)
This makes me vaguely uncomfortable.
The resemblance is uncanny.
Waayyyyyy too close.
