If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
I love this post.
why does sex have to result in babies why cant it result in pizza
“push, Helen! push!” she gives the last of her energy, and she hears it
the soft, tender sizzle of a freshly baked pizza
the doctor holds it up by the crust, carefully snipping off the little plastic table
“it’s a deep dish!”
what the hell is wrong with this website
We like pizza and not babies.
There is nothing wrong with preferring pizza to babies.
Sweetheart, you’re fucking lucky to even see it. Now shut your fucking mouth and stop talking about shit you don’t know. It’s not like you’ll even EVER be able to experience it in your life.
The person who does experience it or has experienced it? They aren’t complaining.
It’s not about the size, it’s what you do with it.
Now that I think about it, DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW A PENIS WORKS? It can grow honey, you know when people are aroused, which I suspect must happen rarely around you.
Thank you, Ruru, for being a voice of reason.
First of all, I’ve seen the gifs from Bronson… And, uh, that looks around the average for a flaccid penis, actually, for one thing. Also, who knows if he’s a shower or a grower, which isn’t any of our goddamn business, it’s Charlotte’s business.
THIRD AND FINAL: Who the fuck CARES what his penis is like?! He’s a goddamn ACTOR. Unless his dick is doing the acting, I don’t give a fuck about his penis.
And even if it was all about having sex with him, like, a real person having sex with a real person, if you’re obsessed with dicksize when it comes to sex, you are going to lead a very unsatisfactory sex life because dicksize has very little to do with actually getting off. It’s not how far it goes in, it’s how you USE IT.
Let’s take this one step further and get really blunt, to make this about the complaint itself and not the actor getting slammed for no good reason:
If you’re a girl, and I have to assume you are to be posting like that about this, then most (a very high percentage) of your sexually-activated nerve endings down in your special place are EXTERNAL, or exist in the first couple of inches of your little space. After that, you don’t actually FEEL anything the same way as you do on the outside.
There’s the g-spot, yes, but fingers reach that better than a dick, honey, and fingers don’t have to be very long to get there. They crook and bend to hit it right, and dicks aren’t tentacles (unless you’re finding some really messed-up men), so they can’t even do that no matter how long they are. In fact, the longer they are, the worse the chance of them bumping the g-spot simply because of angles. That’s right, math says long-ass dicks are actually worse.
Before stretching during sex (it’s pliant down there), your vagina’s an average of less than 4 inches long, honey. So the average dicksize of the caucasian male being 5 to 6 inches (closer to 5, for most sources) when erect is already stretching your insides, unless you’ve been stretching it a lot already, which I can think must be the only reason you care about having a huge wang shoved up between your legs.
Nevermind that a lot of women don’t even orgasm due to internal vaginal stimulation alone. Studies have shown that the majority of women orgasm only or at least better due to external or clitoral stimulation.
So, really, if you want good sex, you’re going to want a man who knows what to do with his hips and his hands, not a man who was simply born with a longer-than-average penis.
And if you do, by chance, find yourself struggling with drowning, then no life-saving or otherwise procedure or act should be allowed to be administered. You got yourself into this mess, you have to live with the consequences.
You should see drowning as a gift.
You, there with the sunglasses! You’re just asking for it.
Also, if you were forcibly pushed into the water, don’t worry. If it was a legitimate pushing, your body will find a way to shut out all the water and survive the drowning.
Only people who intend to serve in the Coast Guard should be swimming, anyways, ammirite?