If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
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Societal expectations of sex don’t make any sense
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what a time to be alive
#IMPORTANT QUESTION: COULD A DUDE FUCK HIS OWN ASS WITH THIS #I THINK THE ANSWER MIGHT BE YES????
Now you’re thinking with portals.
reminds me of the feelie movies in ‘brave new world’. go team science!
…Brilliant.
(Source: ethlandor)
In health class today, we got a “what should you say back to somebody who tries pressures you into sex” worksheet. This is what I wrote. And below, what it says, in case you’re having trouble with the picture or reading my handwriting.
“Come on, just this once.” - I’d rather have pizza and watch a movie.
“What could it hurt?” - You, if you keep pestering me.
“Everybody’s doing it.” - Too bad I’m not everybody.
“If you loved me, you’d let me.” - If you loved me, you’d buy me Supernatural on Blu-Ray. Hand ‘em over.
“I promise we’ll use a condom every time.” - *stares blankly until partner gets uncomfortable and leaves*
“No one has to know.” - No one has to know if I murder you.
“What are you afraid of?” - Spiders, needles, wasps, clowns, heights, murderers…
“Don’t you love me enough to have sex with me?” - No.
“You’re just chicken.” - *starts twitching wildly, making chicken noises, and flaps arms like wings*
“Don’t you want to know what it’s like?” - Not with you.
“Everyone knows you’ve done it before.” - I’d think I’d remember something like that.
“Maybe you just don’t like boys.” - Yes, I’m a lesbian.
“Put out or get out.” - Okay, bye.
“I’m clean, I promise.” - Maybe you should take a bath, then, just to be sure.DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW FUCKING BRILLIANT THIS IS OH MY GOD
I feel like this should be circulated to everyone everywhere… the worksheet in general, and possible answers. Honestly, preparing for this isn’t crazy.
Societal expectations of sex don’t make any sense
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
thank you x 1,000,000.
why does sex have to result in babies why cant it result in pizza
“push, Helen! push!” she gives the last of her energy, and she hears it
the soft, tender sizzle of a freshly baked pizza
the doctor holds it up by the crust, carefully snipping off the little plastic table
“it’s a deep dish!”
what the hell is wrong with this website
We like pizza and not babies.
There is nothing wrong with preferring pizza to babies.
Dirt 1x08 - Lucy and Holt having (AMAZING) sex
Tell if you’re not just a little turn on right now.
Too perfect.
After just seeing “The Collection” and getting my dose of Josh Stewart being a BAMF… I can’t say I’m “just a little” turned on…
…I can say I’m “a lot” turned on, though.
(Also couldn’t help seeing the 4th gif where you don’t see Lucy’s face as being Talia and Barsad because I’m obsessed.)
God. Seeing the post about Tom Hardy’s penis ruined me watching Merlin.
Sweetheart, you’re fucking lucky to even see it. Now shut your fucking mouth and stop talking about shit you don’t know. It’s not like you’ll even EVER be able to experience it in your life.
The person who does experience it or has experienced it? They aren’t complaining.
It’s not about the size, it’s what you do with it.
EDIT:
Now that I think about it, DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW A PENIS WORKS? It can grow honey, you know when people are aroused, which I suspect must happen rarely around you.
Thank you, Ruru, for being a voice of reason.
First of all, I’ve seen the gifs from Bronson… And, uh, that looks around the average for a flaccid penis, actually, for one thing. Also, who knows if he’s a shower or a grower, which isn’t any of our goddamn business, it’s Charlotte’s business.
THIRD AND FINAL: Who the fuck CARES what his penis is like?! He’s a goddamn ACTOR. Unless his dick is doing the acting, I don’t give a fuck about his penis.
And even if it was all about having sex with him, like, a real person having sex with a real person, if you’re obsessed with dicksize when it comes to sex, you are going to lead a very unsatisfactory sex life because dicksize has very little to do with actually getting off. It’s not how far it goes in, it’s how you USE IT.
Let’s take this one step further and get really blunt, to make this about the complaint itself and not the actor getting slammed for no good reason:
If you’re a girl, and I have to assume you are to be posting like that about this, then most (a very high percentage) of your sexually-activated nerve endings down in your special place are EXTERNAL, or exist in the first couple of inches of your little space. After that, you don’t actually FEEL anything the same way as you do on the outside.
There’s the g-spot, yes, but fingers reach that better than a dick, honey, and fingers don’t have to be very long to get there. They crook and bend to hit it right, and dicks aren’t tentacles (unless you’re finding some really messed-up men), so they can’t even do that no matter how long they are. In fact, the longer they are, the worse the chance of them bumping the g-spot simply because of angles. That’s right, math says long-ass dicks are actually worse.
Before stretching during sex (it’s pliant down there), your vagina’s an average of less than 4 inches long, honey. So the average dicksize of the caucasian male being 5 to 6 inches (closer to 5, for most sources) when erect is already stretching your insides, unless you’ve been stretching it a lot already, which I can think must be the only reason you care about having a huge wang shoved up between your legs.
Nevermind that a lot of women don’t even orgasm due to internal vaginal stimulation alone. Studies have shown that the majority of women orgasm only or at least better due to external or clitoral stimulation.
So, really, if you want good sex, you’re going to want a man who knows what to do with his hips and his hands, not a man who was simply born with a longer-than-average penis.
Just saying.
I will never become tired of this
Arthur is a BAMF.
And goddamn, does Joe make vests look like sex.
(Source: geniechris)
Can we just all take a moment… to meditate… on the beauty that is Handsome Bob?…
I love Tom Hardy in every role I’ve seen him in, in every variation of his body type he’s managed to force himself into, but this… THIS… This character has become my favorite.
And let me tell you, I LOVE me some Bane and Eames… And Forrest… but you guys, his face is so beautiful in this movie, and his body language is just so endearing and fun and attractive and HE MOVES LIKE SEX.
…I’m sorry, capslock got a little carried away.
Induction (Bane/Barsad/Talia) Chapter two up
I.e., go read Girlfriend’s shit.
Warning: It’s fuckin’ hot.
TDKR Lines to Use During Sex... (Or Not)
- "Let the games begin."
- "Your punishment must me more severe."
- "Behold, the instrument of your liberation"
- "It would be extremely painful... for you."
- "Now is not the time for fear... that comes later."
- "Speak of the devil, and he shall appear."
- "And you think this gives you power over me?"
- "Deshi basara!"
- "Hey, no offense, but you got something bigger in that belt?"
- ...And the kicker...
- "Ah, yes... I was wondering what would break first... your spirit, or your body."
We should ban life jackets and other flotation devices. They only encourage risky behavior. The only 100% effective way to prevent drowning is total abstinence from going in the water.
And if you do, by chance, find yourself struggling with drowning, then no life-saving or otherwise procedure or act should be allowed to be administered. You got yourself into this mess, you have to live with the consequences.
You should see drowning as a gift.
You, there with the sunglasses! You’re just asking for it.
Also, if you were forcibly pushed into the water, don’t worry. If it was a legitimate pushing, your body will find a way to shut out all the water and survive the drowning.
Only people who intend to serve in the Coast Guard should be swimming, anyways, ammirite?
(Source: breanieswordvomit)
Thank you for providing me with the gifset I needed… AND WITH STYLE.
FassAvoy = beautiful. And the way they just run with it so adorably gives me hope for the human race.
this doctor is having none of your shit
I actually appreciated that there wasn’t that automatic sexations going on. They didn’t even kiss!
AND she was the one to knock out the motorcycle dude. It made up for some helpless-damsel stuff going on in the beginning.
Stuff I like
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“We teach females that in relationships, compromise is what women do. We raise girls to see each...”
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may I present to you the longest living characters of supernatural
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Kojo sings in the shower
He also wears this in the kitchen
